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18th December 2008

Link reblogged from theMattSmith with 46 notes

The 2000s: Officially Over. →

themattsmith:

maura:

MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.

I just wanted to get in early on what is sure to be the most reblogged story of all time.

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Source: maura

  1. kimchee reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
    There will be glitter juice, just not sure how glittery it will be w/o the caffeine....
  2. vitalinds reblogged this from unicornfandancing and added:
    How come I have never heard of this? It sounds tasty and now I will never get any? Although this would probably kill me...
  3. activitybook reblogged this from spotless and added:
    oh my gosh. where can i buy sparks in bulk?
  4. thisshouldbeit reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    I never drank it but I know people who did.
  5. sciencevsromance reblogged this from maura and added:
    maura, in response to the announcement that...Madigan. Time to start stockpiling. Fill up...
  6. dontsprainyourvagina reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  7. sarahcjohnson reblogged this from raptoravatar and added:
    Sales of Sparks will be highest south of downtown because of the collective hipster logic that Vons Hollywood will be...
  8. spotless reblogged this from clntsrnsn and added:
    what the hell is ang going to drink then??
  9. justkatrin reblogged this from bessikins
  10. bessikins reblogged this from xoxob and added:
    Sparx is derishus the way that ass is derishus, not at all. If I need an energy pick me up I’d prefer vodka and...
  11. xoxob reblogged this from bessikins and added:
    Bess is insane. Sparks is dericious.
  12. johncdutcher reblogged this from stalk and added:
    saw this coming, i heard another company was gonna make a similar product though. and theres also Drank( the...
  13. ladynasty reblogged this from maura and added:
    NO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS
  14. sector19 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    By “most reblogged” I think you mean “most devisive”. Unlike Obama v McCain, I feel like there’s really no middle ground...
  15. lobsterfest reblogged this from bthny and added:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  16. bthny reblogged this from stalk
  17. muhhself reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
    This is a dark, dark day…
  18. americaneyes reblogged this from maura and added:
    not soon enough, i feel! not because...the kiddies, but because it’s fucking disgusting....
  19. theitis reblogged this from maura and added:
    As if impending unemployment weren’t bad enough.
  20. abbyroad reblogged this from unicornfandancing
  21. stalk reblogged this from unicornfandancing
  22. unicornfandancing reblogged this from jennifur85 and added:
    NO MORE GLITTER JUICE? WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?
  23. jennifur85 reblogged this from maura and added:
    I feel like I just read my own obituary.
  24. thelonglistofthingsthatsuck reblogged this from interweber
  25. bg5000 reblogged this from maura and added:
    me has died today.
  26. interweber reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks,...caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an...
  27. kellyreeves reblogged this from maura and added:
    RIP Sparks. You fueled many...fun night a few years ago.
  28. raptoravatar reblogged this from maura and added:
    Fuck this noise. First Barry betrays us by choosing the antigay douchebag...invocation,...
  29. kiamatthews reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Erik! We have to buy up all the Sparks in the Washington Metro Area and I am not effing kidding. Look, MillerCoors,...
  30. year36 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
  31. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from maura and added:
    shut down the non-fratty sections...Athens, GA I’m pretty sure…
  32. whatthehale reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Sarcasm noted, I really like Sparks … and its sugar/energy drink induced high! Double dang. ***EDIT: Sorry THEmattsmith...
  33. themattsmith reblogged this from maura and added:
    get in early on what is sure to be the most reblogged story
  34. abbyjean reblogged this from maura and added:
    alternative title: “Hipsterpocalypse!!!”
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