So I was hanging out with some friends last night for dinner and one guy had to bring his two-year-old daughter. Delightful child. Towards the end of the evening his wife calls. He tries to tell her that he’ll call once he gets I the car, but she’s not having it. He finally gets off the phone and says “Bitch”! Their daughter immediately replies “it’s mommy!!” so hilarious. Cuz it’s true ….
