Where’s the beer? Cuz daddy needs a drink …
Just ran into Creigh Deeds on the street - seemed like a nice enough guy
I have determined that I am alive purely based on luck … You have no idea of the shit I have done.
The President signing the Defense Authorization Bill which includes the Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act.
Thank you, sir.
How the fuck do they expect me to work when it feels like I am in a NASA wind tunnel? Ridiculous.
And the benefits just keep rolling in. Now I get to wear jeans to work for the rest of the week!
Seriously, you have to find happiness in the little things.
Water main break at work = free day off!
I could really use some “Don’t Stop Believing” right now
It’s a meat-tastic evening. Steaks grilling, brats chilling with onions, greens on the stove, football on tv, beer in the belly