February 2012
51 posts
2 tags
Why I want to set fire to my office
A: Hey are you available for a quick meeting about XX?
Me: Sure
A: Great - so here’s our NEW idea (180 degree turn from idea I’ve been working on for them, for over a month now)
Me: (-_-)
A: Hmmm, you don’t too excited about this
Me: (-_-)
A: Why don’t you think about it and we can meet on Monday to discuss?
Me: There’s no point in it, you’ve already...
That was an amazing accident
Indy 500 crash spectacular
If this keeps up, everyone is gonna know about... →
One fucking day
People are gonna learn not to fuck with me. I will, for fucking real, kick your ass. I’m crazy enough to do it. I’m not a bad ass, but I will not take shit from you.
Too nice out
Leaving work now
I can’t believe it’s gonna be March next week … I really need to get started on the planning of my next European vacation - July will be here before I know it.
It is 64 at 720 in the morning in February
I could get use to this
Overheard
We should sterilize dumb people
I am amazed at how aggressive I become. I hope you motherfuckers that I don’t know never push my buttons
Gov. Bob McDonnell this afternoon said he opposes...
FINALLY somebody slapped that dumbass around enough
More here
Overheard
She has champagne tastes on a Kool-Ade budget
Overheard
I wish I had a dick, so I could tell somebody to suck it
Just Overheard
Once you take nacho cheese to the ass, you never go back
This shit it hilarious!!! →
You must read this
1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff
Just Overheard
Mmm, that was good. Saltier than I remembered though …
And so it goes, around and around and ....
First out of office message received - (from Cameron Werker)
Thank you for contacting C.S. Bogotá. I will be out on official travel until February 21. Please contact Nicole DeSilvis at {redacted} if you have an urgent inquiry.
Second out of office message received -(from Nicole DeSilvis)
Thank you for contacting C.S. Bogotá. I will be attending the 52nd Annual International Franchise...
“The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...”
– @JohnFugelsang (via apoplecticskeptic)
HAHAHAHAAAAA
Roses are red...
splashofgeek:
Violets are blue It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose.
A: Can they even get it up?
B: No, they just wag it around for a little while until it shoots puffs of dust
Can someone explain this saying?
“He’s like a fat man with a paper heiny”
Just Overheard
From someone who just got a new vehicle.
Shit, I’m gonna have to learn how to drive this drunk …
Also overheard
I’m gonna make you bleed later …..
Just Overheard
I do a lot of guys favors …
genoprimanti asked: So do we get to see the new ink? or is it somewhere scandalous?
Oh Football Announcers
“So, when he’s on top of you and you’re inside of him …”
Tattoo #1 of 2012 begins ...
Now
Who just made plans with ScottFriday and Z?
This guy!! Can’t wait!
