January 2012
47 posts
I'm on a beach
Staring at the stars … Jupiter is very bright tonight
December 2011
41 posts
Aaarrggghhh
What’s the right response when someone is treating a friend like a piece of shit? My response involves beating the fuck out of you … I didn’t do that. I want to though …
Anonymous asked: What is the one thing that you fear the most?
Fucking figures ....
I needed to get a new phone, so I ordered one because it wouldn’t ship until next week - which is great because I’m out of town this week.
The phone is being delivered tomorrow …. thank you Verizon for the quick service, but damn.
Also, after years of rebellion, I’m getting an iPhone. Diety of your choice help me.
14 hours, 1000 miles ...
72 degree weather in Florida at 8 pm makes it totally worth it!
Murrah Crimmus!
And at damn near the last possible moment
I’ve finally watched Love Actually this year
You want me to do what???
You know that sinking feeling you get in your gut when you get pulled over by the police??? Yeah, well that feeling goes right away when after you’ve stopped, the first command to come across the loudspeaker is “Sir, exit the vehicle and take off your pants”.
It’s good to be friends with the police!
Beer at lunch = start of vacation
Off until January 3
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies -... →
thecount:
thechard:
headline of the year.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention Beau.
AMAZING
Caroling for Beer!!
Someone stole Jesus!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA →
Favorite thing I heard today
Scott, kiss my big Virginia ass!
Just negotiated a free half day from the...
Dear (deity of your choosing),
Please come here and exact swift and painful vengeance on the co-workers that are clearly idiots. I don’t think I have to use any names. You know who they are. I’m sure whatever you feel is necessary will be almost sufficient to stop their stupidness. Maybe not. There idiocy is quite strong. Everyone here would really appreciate it.
Thanks again - Scott
Just received my new passport
Sooo ready to travel somewhere again. Right now I have to wait until July to use it … I know, I know - first world problems
Why are short workdays always the longest???
I’m trying to get to DC people - this last hour is killing me
