January 2011
75 posts
Before it get's much later and the drinks get...
Overheard
A: Hey, we should go to church!
B: When they start licking my nuts, I'll start going to church.
December 2010
85 posts
I don’t want to cry about being angry anymore.
oh Tumblr, I almost beat the shit out of someone.
Todays lesson … don’t choke me.
Three Sam Adams and two Cherry Bombs are a delightful welcome to Jacksonville.
Remember ....
Whoever comes are the right people.
Whatever happens is the only thing that could have.
Whenever it starts is the right time.
When it’s over, it’s over.
What’s not to like about finding a 2pm happy hour?
Overheard
A: That was a good BP station.
B: Yeah it was, they had a delightful selection of cheeses.
If North Carolina is any indication of what is to come, Virginia you better brace yourself.
Aaaah traveling
Just stopped and peed on 301, literally. Never thought that would happen.
Favorite Pronunciation
Murrah Crimmus
Attention Tumblr
Begin entertaining me NOW - bored off my ass and I have two more hours at work until 11 glorious days off!!
“We are not a nation that says ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ We are a nation that says...”
– President Barack Obama signing the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. (via notthatkindagay)
Tonight's Joke
A: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
B: 12?
A: The number's too obscure, you wouldn't get it.
Aaaaand I already overdosed on Xmas music.
Please, cut my ears off. Can’t take it anymore.
And suddenly, completely out of left field, I’m struck about the face with a desire, no a NEED, to hear Christmas music.
Pandora, thank you for soothing me in my time of need. Now I just need egg nog and rum or brandy.
Oh Tumblr, I need to be honest with you, but I’ll have to change my name first. Hold please while I create a new personage.
And this little holiday gem just keeps me laughing
Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the slum,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bum.
The children had braided their cornrows with care, In the hope that Saint Sharpton would soon be there.
The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace;
The protesters protested: “Fuck tha police!”
The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds,
While visions of rioters danced in...
Caroling for Beer
Going out with a busload of peeps to sing carols for beer. I love this tradition!
65-31. DADT Repeal now goes to Drunk Uncle Barry...
notthatkindagay:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
His mom showed up. She is in awe of the impact her...
This is gonna be interesting
I’m at a memorial event for my friend who died on Monday. He was the first drag queen I ever met and he always had a smile on his face. So tonight, a bunch of drag queens are putting on a show in his honor to help his family pay for his funeral.
NOT BREAKING NEWS: John McCain is being a dick on...
notthatkindagay:
I’m done trying to find anything remotely nice about that guy.
I might have to start drinking coffee on the regular again. Every person I have come in contact with at work this morning has commented on my energy and cheery disposition. People …. I only had a cup of coffee.
Things to ponder.
