January 2010
55 posts
WatchHilarious!!
Snow is Coming!
For all my friends who are not in Richmond, a glimpse into snow in Virginia.
For all my friends in Richmond, absolutely hilarious because it is so very true!
According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch and every meteorologist in town, Richmond is going to get a nice snowfall this weekend … up to a foot, some people say. The snow is supposed to start as early as Friday afternoon and continue...
curtains8:
So this is tumblr. I have no idea how you work, or anything about you, other than that there are apparently other people that call themselves Curtains aside from me, since that url was taken. I will devote an entire evening to you, one day this week.
Welcome!!
That was an AMAZING game
You should know that if we ever watch football together I will be yelling at the TV
Overheard tonight: Eat your collards Warren … It’ll make your doo-doo slick ……….
Hahahahahah
Me: What's the difference between yogurt and South Side Richmond?
Him: Dunno
Me: Yogurt has a live and active culture!
You see where it says 0 of 2? Thats how many balls you have
Merlin’s beard!!
Watchdylicious:
Dennis Quaid is hungry like a wolf!
Holy shit this is hilarious!!!
Why the fuck do they keep calling it Ted Kennedy’s seat?? It belongs to the people of Massachusetts you dumb asses … Go fuck yourselves!
Why yes it was a hard day at work … Thank you, I do believe I will have that beer …. mmmmmm beer
Counter guy: Hey, hey, hey! You can't eat that in here!
Woman eating McDonald's directly from bag, raising middle finger: Sit on it. Spin. Call it daddy.
--All at a Wendy's
I just tried to like a work email....
(via taylorinrva)
Ummmm, we work for the government … we aren’t supposed to like work emails.
Watch“Little” Jersey Shore
Cigars, beer, outdoor fire, grilling, rockband, and friends … A perfect holiday Monday
Thank the jesus those old gays left … I didn’t want to hear any more about their butt sex and silverdaddy.com
I like my beer cold … my TV loud … and my homosexuals flaming. - Homer Simpson
I got licked by a bear last night ….
Ummm, there is some leather thing going on in DC and I have seen a million dead cows today … Apparently leather and beards go hand in hand … they keep looking at me, but it’s just a beard guys, I’m not into leather … not that there’s anything wrong with that …
Escaping Richmond for the long weekend … DC and Baltimore will be my playground for the next several days
My quote of the day: A dry mess is easier than a wet one …
Apparently Haiti is 80% Catholic … as a recovering Catholic, the earthquake makes more sense now
Just let me get thru today and tomorrow so that I can make sweet, sweet love to my four day weekend …
Me: But why would you get your ass bleached?
Her: So that it isn't brown and earthy.
Me: ......
Shooting, gun cleaning, beer and football make for a great sunday
Jury Duty
Jury duty was fine yesterday … was selected to sit on a trial but they guilty bastard plead out before we could sit in on the case … not a complete waste of time, but I really wanted to sit on a trial … this is the case I would have sat on
The waitress just asked me if I was going to “split the muffin” … I haven’t stopped laughing
Elvis would have been 75 today
Just found out I have jury duty tomorrow … Hope I get something juicy … You’ll have to wait to find out … No phones in the courthouse
Nothing like a switch failure at work to knock the entire agency off the internets … Put your feet up and grab a book
Do it! →
7 Steps to Recruit-Proof Your Child by Scott... →
danielholter:
From the only Amazon review :
‘Full of useful tips, including how to talk to your child frankly about what can happen in the school locker rooms, and whether to use hazel or birch when beating the gay out of an “out” teen, this book has proved required reading for any concerned parent in today’s society.’
(bold mine)
What. The. Fuck.
What in the sweet fuck is this...
WatchTop 25 Songs of 2009 Mashup
Ya know when you aren’t really looking when you reach out to touch a friend and you accidentally touch a boob? Yeah ….
Monty just told me I should open a male version of Hooters and call it Sacks …..