Let's play!!: Archive

Jan 1st

And now it's time for Virginia Tech football ......

Jan 1st

Beach Day #2

So I forgot to post last night, but I made Kasespaetzele - a German dish that is most awesome and delicious … now I’m making Mexican Chicken Lasagna … I love cooking and moreso I love cooking for my friends … this will be a great new years indeed!!

Jan 1st

I Wanna Rock!!

Thank you Rock Band for making me a super star and of course, my friends for joining my awesome band “Assclown” … we rock!!!!!

Dec 31st

Best Pickup Lines?

A: My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass? B: Hi, I’m Shia LaBeouf. C: Hi, Shia LaBeouf. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Inappropriate Jokes I Heard Today

What’s a word that starts with N and ends with R that you NEVER want to call a black person…… Neighbor ….

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Headed to the outer banks for the rest of the week … Daddy needs a vaca

Dec 30th

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

Merry Christmas Tumblr peeps!!!

Dec 25th

I’m hopping in a police car to ride-along with Richmond’s finest this evening … it ought to be a crazy evening, of course that’s considering who I’m riding along with … she’s great!!

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

I am leading a parade of vehicles through the projects … It’s GREAT!!!

Dec 24th

This is awesome!!!

Dec 24th

Off of work for 11 days ... that's right 11,...

Now I’m off to drink!!!

Dec 23rd

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency...

(via notthatkindagay)

Dec 22nd

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Ambulance turned into sleigh

So a local radio station contacted me at my rescue squad looking for some help. And now I will be assisting them by taking one of my ambulances (along with the local police and fire departments), loading it with toys, and delivering them to children all over the city on Christmas Eve!!! I am sooo exicted about this!! Can’t wait to see their little faces light up!!

Dec 22nd

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Xmas drag show FTW!!!

Dec 21st

Dec 19th

I am very excited about being on the ambulance tomorrow!!

Dec 19th

It’s fucking snowing!!!! AWESOME

Dec 18th

Yay!!!! The Governor just gave us New Year’s Eve off!!! Awesome-sauce!!!!!

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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“Get a Free BJs 60-Day Trial Membership to BJs Wholesale Club. The voucher you download can be redeemed until December 31st.” I read this as get free BJs for 60 days … needless to say I was disappointed when I realized what was really going on …

Dec 16th

Off to the work holiday luncheon … I hate forced socializing

Dec 16th

Watch

topherchris: Hollywood vs. New York Four decades of celluloid New York annihilation distilled into one montage, set to “Rhapsody in Blue” by George Gershwin. I had forgotten how much I like Gershwin

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 13th

I now lead rudolph, cum ye faithful, dek the halls, jingle bells, silent nite & merry xmas.

Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

Dec 11th

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Turns out it was just a fire drill … Why dont they do these in the summer when its not 30 outside?

Dec 11th

Oooh - apparently a fire alarm has been reported in my bldg … We are being evacuated

Dec 11th

Caroling for Beer

So I’m going Caroling for Beer again on Saturday … I’m even bringing a police officer this year just so this doesn’t happen again … I’m calling her my bodyguard

Dec 11th

Dec 10th