January 2009
40 posts
Sooo excited ...
This may or may not be interesting to you, but every time I get to buy new toys for the rescue squad (read - ambulances & other medical equipment) I get like a small child in a toy store. Bouncing off the walls, willing to talk to anyone about it. So anyway, last night we agreed that we need to replace big girl..
She’s been good to us, she’s a retired FDNY Special Operations...
““Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal...”
– Dan Savage on the new definition of “Saddlebacking,” created in honor of Rick Warren. This seriously needs to be bigger than Santorum a few years back. (via raptoravatar & izimbra)
Hahahahahaha this is so excellent
(via pterodactyls)
(via danielholter)
Elvis Ticket Purchased!
I am now a confirmed participant in this years mayhem - long live the King!
Flight reservation
Thu, May 14, 2009 Departs 6:00am, Arrives 11:00am Continental Airlines 2072 / 378 Richmond, VA to San Francisco, CA Tue, May 19, 2009 Departs 7:00am, Arrives 5:54pm Continental Airlines 349 / 2362 San Francisco, CA to Richmond, VA
DIY
dewster:
I just replaced my toilet valve and I’m insanely proud of myself. Usually, these types of activities end in a string of curse words followed by a large bill to complete the job and fix whatever I fucked up. Granted, it’s a tiny job that a mentally handicapped 3 year old could complete, but still. Where’s my bj?
It’s probably in the shower with your hj.
“What’s the point in living if you don’t have a dick?”
– Donnie Darko (via extrafirmhold)
Rogue
Was on a phone call today concerning Saudi Arabia and the Bin Laden Group of Companies. I loved that they referred to Osama as “the rogue family member.”
ughhhh part 2
chronicfail:
I forgot I told work I’d come in early tomorrow.
Now I have to get up at 4:30 instead of 8
You’re doing it wrong
gooneruk:
The girlfriend and I are thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to booking flights to New York later this year. She’s got some friends in Virginia, so we’re planning to do about a week in NYC, then a day or two in Washington before heading out into the sticks of Virginia.
Mid/Late-September’s a good time to come to New York, right? Not too hot, but still the tail end of summer, I reckon.
Just as a...
I just bit into a hot pepper and it shot into a friends eye, her face & her hair. On top of that its on the window behind her too!
Favorite blues line heard tonight - ‘I got a hotdog and it ain’t cold’
“I don’t think it’s going to help the elderly any but I know I’d like to see a...”
– The last line of the forwarded advice segment Mike the Cylon sent me. It’s apparently from gay.fleshbot.com, which I desperately want to check out right now, but I think I’ll put it on hold since the site’s name is gay.fleshbot.com. Jesus. (via chloesanchez)
Hysterical
Sunday + beer + football + wings = yes please
They just don't believe
J: Does your friend (meaning me) have a boo?
A: No, he's gay.
J: What? No he's not.
A: Yeah he is.
J: Are you sure?
A: He has this equality tattoo on his back, has sex with men, totally gay.
J: Oh ok, well on to plan B then - if you're ever lonely, give me a call.
Quote 2 - I’m not African American bitch, I’m black!!
Tonights quote - I’ll hang until you nut and then I’m going to sleep.
Porn Industry Seeks Federal Bailout →
irrationalblog:
An article from CNN.com.
Everyone’s got their hand out
Ass Saves Life →
So, I agreed to be the best man - those in the know get why this is a big deal.
Eddie Izzard take on Israel's relationship with...
“Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…”
I dont know who said it...but I love it
Someone: Well I never!
Someone Else: And you never will!
My version is somewhat different . . .
Someone: Well I never!
Me: Now you have . . .
Favorite Voicemail Received So Far
“I just woke up and my right arm was tied to my bed with a belt … don’t worry, I got out”