January 2009
40 posts
Gay Happy New Years will always make me smile … such enthusiasm
December 2008
49 posts
Todays quote - fieldens is a part of me - tragic mess said this
dewster:
Waiting for legally blonde.
Get another bottle of hair dye …
Todays quote -
#1 -There’s no babies from assfucking
Me - Thank god
I’m watching Christmas Vacation - the season is complete
What happened last nite
So, here’s the story of how I ended up in a fight with an older guy while Caroling for Beer.
We had made it to nine of ten houses already and were on the bus to the last house. For some reason the entire back half of the bus was singing Sound of Music tunes. I think the owner of the last house really liked them so we were gonna make it through the regular songs and bust out with something...
I have bloody knuckles, he has a bloody mouth
Heres something new - i just got into a fight with an old man, i kicked his ass/drew blood
I think we’re seven houses in - i have no idea
Our song list - rudolph the red nose reindeer-jingle bells -deck the halls-silent nite-o come all ye faithful-we wish u a merry xmas-hark the herald
okokok - i WILL accept one gift this year, this... →
Caroling for Beer
ok people - it’s that time of the year when i group up with a busload of women (and my brother) and we assault the ears of Richmonders with our attempts at x-mas songs. Basically they sign up to have us come to their homes in our chauffered 32-passenger bus. We arrive at some pre-established time and sing several songs to them from their front yards. At the conclusion of this...
The 2000s: Officially Over. →
themattsmith:
maura:
MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.
I just wanted to get in early on what is sure to be the most reblogged story of all time.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Someone buy me one of these, pretty please? →
News Flash - There are queers in Babes - I know, it’s shocking!
“Sorry Em, But I’d rather go to sleep at night with my integrity than without it,...”
– the last words I said to my boss today - hopefully not the last words I say to my boss ever. (via eboscharoo)
Move here. MBL can open a satellite office. (Skennedy, do NOT click that link.)
(via chloesanchez)
Where is the love?
I’m pretty much diggin’ hardcore on...
My beer pong defense was ‘the chicken dance’ - it was referred to as impenetrable
And Sticky Rice FTW - tater tots & 80’s music
A new drink tonite - A Linsay Lohan = a red-headed slut with a shot of coke
Party's on!
OK, so I’ll have 2 residences for the next 3 weeks - party every night - bring booze and these.
Jamie quote of the day - ‘I just don’t like the way the big straw makes me feel.’
It needs to be noted, that after 10 years, my director not only gave me a compliment but he acknowledged that i work my ass off .. finally
It’s 430 in morning and i’m awake - remind me why i agreed to drive them to the airport? Oh right - i’m getting a new ambulance today!!
“Hey, I got you a t-shirt and a dildo for Christmas. So in case you don’t...”
Ooops, I did it again ...
I just got re-elected again as president of my rescue squad - it’ll be my last year - this shit is kicking my ass but I have good peeps working for me so hopefully it won’t be too painful …