February 2012
20 posts
Can someone explain this saying?
“He’s like a fat man with a paper heiny”
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Just Overheard
From someone who just got a new vehicle. Shit, I’m gonna have to learn how to drive this drunk …
Feb 10th
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Also overheard
I’m gonna make you bleed later …..
Feb 8th
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Just Overheard
I do a lot of guys favors …
Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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genoprimanti asked: So do we get to see the new ink? or is it somewhere scandalous?
Feb 5th
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Oh Football Announcers
“So, when he’s on top of you and you’re inside of him …”
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Tattoo #1 of 2012 begins ...
Now
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Who just made plans with ScottFriday and Z?
This guy!! Can’t wait!
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Listenfera-vert0: Mumford and Sons- Timshel Definite...
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
47 posts
Just Overheard (from a straight friend of mine)
I need to get that inside of me!
Jan 31st
Better coping mechanisms required
My go to response to getting shit on yet again should not be booze. I mean, I love booze, we get along really well, however it’s not the answer to everything. But … It is better than going postal on someone. Booze has a delightful numbing quality that actually lets me get past things. So tonight, my friend beer and I will deal with the shit show that has been presented and then...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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I need a new fucking job
Someone hire me - I’m pretty good at a lot of things.
Jan 30th
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Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Just Overheard
A: Hey, isn’t that the blind guy? B: Ummm, noooooo A: Really? B: Yes, we’re talking about Elton John A: Oh, I was thinking of Stevie Wonder … B: Are you fucking serious??????
Jan 28th
Everybody ...
Needs a hot tub, or friends that have one that invite you over weekly to enjoy it.
Jan 27th
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NIPPLES!!!
God help me, I love ‘em
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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This is a spot on description of me
Year of the Rat Personality Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become...
Jan 22nd
Just overheard
I haven’t been drunk in a while. Y’all are in for a real treat.
Jan 22nd
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It really sucks
To hang out with a friend as he is forced to close his store down because the landlord won’t renew his lease. I wish I knew what to say to him
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Just overheard
That’s what we in the fraternity like to refer to as a “slam piece”
Jan 21st
The Inking of Scott - 2012
Went and talked to my tattoo lady yesterday … The first of this year’s tattoo’s begins next month!! I’m excited!!!
Jan 20th
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I think "curmudgeon" should be used more often
Jan 20th
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If I hear "I pulled a rabbit out of my ass" again...
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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And the hits keep coming
When you work 5 days a month, with 7 different dudes, it gets kinda hairy.
Jan 20th
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Just Overheard
A: Do you do anal? B: Look, I need a green card …
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Overheard in the office
I’m having problems keeping my ding-ding down …..
Jan 18th
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If you cant really get behind the idea of allowing...
andrewmundy: This.
Jan 17th
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I've never flown out of gate C4 before ...
Considering its an explosive, I’m surprised the TSA allows it in the airport
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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