February 2012
20 posts
Can someone explain this saying?
“He’s like a fat man with a paper heiny”
Just Overheard
From someone who just got a new vehicle.
Shit, I’m gonna have to learn how to drive this drunk …
Also overheard
I’m gonna make you bleed later …..
Just Overheard
I do a lot of guys favors …
genoprimanti asked: So do we get to see the new ink? or is it somewhere scandalous?
Oh Football Announcers
“So, when he’s on top of you and you’re inside of him …”
Tattoo #1 of 2012 begins ...
Now
Who just made plans with ScottFriday and Z?
This guy!! Can’t wait!
January 2012
47 posts
Just Overheard (from a straight friend of mine)
I need to get that inside of me!
Better coping mechanisms required
My go to response to getting shit on yet again should not be booze. I mean, I love booze, we get along really well, however it’s not the answer to everything.
But … It is better than going postal on someone. Booze has a delightful numbing quality that actually lets me get past things. So tonight, my friend beer and I will deal with the shit show that has been presented and then...
I need a new fucking job
Someone hire me - I’m pretty good at a lot of things.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Just Overheard
A: Hey, isn’t that the blind guy?
B: Ummm, noooooo
A: Really?
B: Yes, we’re talking about Elton John
A: Oh, I was thinking of Stevie Wonder …
B: Are you fucking serious??????
Everybody ...
Needs a hot tub, or friends that have one that invite you over weekly to enjoy it.
NIPPLES!!!
God help me, I love ‘em
This is a spot on description of me
Year of the Rat
Personality
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become...
Just overheard
I haven’t been drunk in a while. Y’all are in for a real treat.
It really sucks
To hang out with a friend as he is forced to close his store down because the landlord won’t renew his lease.
I wish I knew what to say to him
Just overheard
That’s what we in the fraternity like to refer to as a “slam piece”
The Inking of Scott - 2012
Went and talked to my tattoo lady yesterday … The first of this year’s tattoo’s begins next month!! I’m excited!!!
I think "curmudgeon" should be used more often
If I hear "I pulled a rabbit out of my ass" again...
And the hits keep coming
When you work 5 days a month, with 7 different dudes, it gets kinda hairy.
Just Overheard
A: Do you do anal?
B: Look, I need a green card …
Overheard in the office
I’m having problems keeping my ding-ding down …..
If you cant really get behind the idea of allowing...
andrewmundy:
This.
I've never flown out of gate C4 before ...
Considering its an explosive, I’m surprised the TSA allows it in the airport