January 2012
37 posts
Everybody ...
Needs a hot tub, or friends that have one that invite you over weekly to enjoy it.
NIPPLES!!!
God help me, I love ‘em
This is a spot on description of me
Year of the Rat
Personality
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become...
Just overheard
I haven’t been drunk in a while. Y’all are in for a real treat.
It really sucks
To hang out with a friend as he is forced to close his store down because the landlord won’t renew his lease.
I wish I knew what to say to him
Just overheard
That’s what we in the fraternity like to refer to as a “slam piece”
The Inking of Scott - 2012
Went and talked to my tattoo lady yesterday … The first of this year’s tattoo’s begins next month!! I’m excited!!!
I think "curmudgeon" should be used more often
If I hear "I pulled a rabbit out of my ass" again...
And the hits keep coming
When you work 5 days a month, with 7 different dudes, it gets kinda hairy.
Just Overheard
A: Do you do anal?
B: Look, I need a green card …
Overheard in the office
I’m having problems keeping my ding-ding down …..
If you cant really get behind the idea of allowing...
andrewmundy:
This.
I've never flown out of gate C4 before ...
Considering its an explosive, I’m surprised the TSA allows it in the airport
What a gloriously lazy day this has been
I do & don’t want to go home tomorrow.
C'mon Pack!!!
What in the sweet hell is up with Flacco's porn...
Hahahahahaha
My waitress is hitting on me. I’m just running with it since I’m getting better service than others.
Oh West Palm Beach
50+ flat screens and 2-for-1 beers are going to make this a great football day!!
Let's try that again
Early flight this morning to Palm Beach. I meant to get to bed at 11. Of course I get home at 1:45am and have to be up at 3:45 to drive to the airport. Coffee did its job and I survived the drive to Reagan. Now I just want warm weather and relaxing.
Of course ...
It never fails that my pre-trip plans don’t usually work out the way
Last night hilariousness
So I was hanging out with some friends last night for dinner and one guy had to bring his two-year-old daughter. Delightful child. Towards the end of the evening his wife calls. He tries to tell her that he’ll call once he gets I the car, but she’s not having it. He finally gets off the phone and says “Bitch”! Their daughter immediately replies “it’s...
FREEDOM!!!
No work until Wednesday!!!!
Now to prepare for my Palm Beach trip.
Trip by myself to relax … check
Books for relaxing … check
Bars to have beers at to relax … check
Sun and beach to relax with … check
Worldly cares … GONE
And not a single fuck was given ….
FUCK
Tebow
Current speculation on the Herpes on Tim’s lip, he got it from blowing the last three games ……
It’s nice when you know you have some more holidays coming and you prep your out of office message so when they get here, it’s just a quick click and you’re out the door. It’s like a glorious countdown to more freedom!
Weekly wrap up
Sunday - recovered quite easily from NYE by day-drinking and reading by the pool in 76 degree weather. Did a lot of thinking. In bed early for the drive tomorrow.
Monday - awake at 3:45a for the drive back to RVA. Took less than 13 hours, had an enjoyable time. It was so much warmer in Florida. Immediately go out upon return home and meet up with friends. Have a good chat about future decisions....
Today's Joke
A: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
B: Dunno
A: Very satisfying …
WHAT???
No better way to see the first flurries in Richmond, than to be on the roof of my rescue squad with a great friend and a few cold ones.
Let's go Hokies!
Let’s go Hokies!
I'm on a beach
Staring at the stars … Jupiter is very bright tonight
December 2011
41 posts
Aaarrggghhh
What’s the right response when someone is treating a friend like a piece of shit? My response involves beating the fuck out of you … I didn’t do that. I want to though …
Anonymous asked: What is the one thing that you fear the most?
Fucking figures ....
I needed to get a new phone, so I ordered one because it wouldn’t ship until next week - which is great because I’m out of town this week.
The phone is being delivered tomorrow …. thank you Verizon for the quick service, but damn.
Also, after years of rebellion, I’m getting an iPhone. Diety of your choice help me.
14 hours, 1000 miles ...
72 degree weather in Florida at 8 pm makes it totally worth it!
Murrah Crimmus!
And at damn near the last possible moment
I’ve finally watched Love Actually this year