Apparently contact cornhole is better than regular cornhole
This couple has got to stop fingering each others asses in the fuckin bleachers …
Lets go Hokies!!
Im goin nowhere somebody help me somebody help me yeah
Made it to the ‘burg ok, but I am 6 beers in …
So I’m heading out to Blacksburg this weekend for some VT football. Hmmm pre-gaming tonight, ALL day drinking tomorrow … I’m sure nothing bad could happen … I hope I remember to go watch the game, the tailgating can get a bit off the chain.
Oprah: Sarah Palin Admits To Being Naive, Loving Unprotected Sex, and Enjoying Porn - via my friend Chris on fb
Perfection in editing.
Hilarious
Todays goal: Use every ounce of strength I have to not end one co-workers life ….
Overheard at work: That car felt like I was driving a vibrator.
Off to Roanoke for the night
