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27th January 2012

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Just Overheard

A: Hey, isn’t that the blind guy?
B: Ummm, noooooo
A: Really?
B: Yes, we’re talking about Elton John
A: Oh, I was thinking of Stevie Wonder …
B: Are you fucking serious??????

26th January 2012

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Everybody …

Needs a hot tub, or friends that have one that invite you over weekly to enjoy it.

26th January 2012

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NIPPLES!!!

God help me, I love ‘em

26th January 2012

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You know it’s true!!

You know it’s true!!

22nd January 2012

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This is a spot on description of me

Year of the Rat

Personality
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.

Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.

Health
Overall Rats enjoy good health. They’re very active which helps keep them in shape and able to fight off sickness. They can at times be tense, aggressive, and full of nervous energy, conditions which can lead to stress. Regular exercise designed to calm will benefit Rats.

Career
Extremely perceptive and wise, Rats can focus on the big picture. That ability along with their good judgment enables Rats to solve problems before they arise. Rats focus on titles because titles translate into status and money; two motivating forces. Rats make excellent bosses. Routine halts their creativity so Rats need flexible positions that allow creativity. Good career choices include: administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and race car driver.

Relationships
Rats are very charming. They enjoy social activities and because they’re out a lot, they’re always meeting new people. They aren’t good at breaking off relationships however, and this presents problems going forward with new relationships. Anyone hoping to partner with a Rat must be able to keep up with the Rat’s active nature.

22nd January 2012

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Just overheard

I haven’t been drunk in a while. Y’all are in for a real treat.

22nd January 2012

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It really sucks

To hang out with a friend as he is forced to close his store down because the landlord won’t renew his lease.

I wish I knew what to say to him

20th January 2012

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That’s a fun game. Drink more Sessions!

That’s a fun game. Drink more Sessions!

20th January 2012

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That’s what we in the fraternity like to refer to as a “slam piece”

20th January 2012

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The Inking of Scott - 2012

Went and talked to my tattoo lady yesterday … The first of this year’s tattoo’s begins next month!! I’m excited!!!

20th January 2012

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I think “curmudgeon” should be used more often

20th January 2012

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If I hear “I pulled a rabbit out of my ass” again in this staff meeting …

20th January 2012

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19th January 2012

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And the hits keep coming

When you work 5 days a month, with 7 different dudes, it gets kinda hairy.

19th January 2012

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Just Overheard

A: Do you do anal?

B: Look, I need a green card …